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Sunday, June 21st, 2015

Subject:For Shits n' Giggles
Time:6:30 pm.
This is a thing I did today.

Checked to see if LJ still works.

It does.

Back to facebook for another 5 years.
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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Subject:Does this thing still work?
Time:8:07 am.

So... happy over 1 year of me not posting on LJ.



Might twitter.

I blame Tosh.0.

See you hoe's next year!


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Monday, July 6th, 2009

Time:3:53 pm.

Anyone care to go to the Phillies with me tomorrow night?


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Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Subject:GAH! I'M BORED!
Time:12:37 am.


ALSO: Some redneck on you tube sent me a message pretty much being a religious hillbilly fag.

"hellgirl, only stupid people like yourself sell out to satan, get out of my country or burning will just be the start bitch "

Creativity is clearly not his strong suit.

I don't even know this fool.

This was all kinds of random.

I am assuming this is simply in reference to my SN.


Did I mention I was bored.


YAYCollapse )

Seriously, I hope he dies getting butt fucked by a donkey.


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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Time:12:40 pm.


It has been almost 2 months since I logged on here. I figure I will torture all of you once more with my pathetic rantings.

I will start with last night.

I headed down to good old National Mechanics because A. Lauren mentioned going down and B. I was off today so that leads to C. I just wanted to drink my face off and wake up in a puddle of my own vomit on the corner of 2nd and Market.

Don't worry, I didn't wake up there. I didn't even get half as lit as I wanted to. I suck. I kept feeling bad that Keith couldn't be there cause he had work.

How friggin lame is that!

Ah whatever. I had to drive anyway.

On other pages here I have news.

I went to my doctor who went on and on and on telling me how I need to do this and that and the other thing to change myself then sends me for all this testing and blood work only to tell me I am oddly overly healthy other than the lady bid'ness issues. But I don't even CARE about them issues cause I don't want kids. so HAH. YOU LOSE GOD! YOUR PLANS ARE FOILED!

Also while it's on my mind. darknes  needs to send me a file and structurefall needs to know how FRIGGIN giddy I am about seeing BabyLand play with Leatherstrip.




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Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Time:2:59 am.


Hope you jizzed.



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Friday, February 20th, 2009

Time:4:49 pm.

Eat pork rinds... eat dead pigs.

Cause if ya didnt know before, it's a HEALTH FOOD?!?!?!


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Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Time:2:15 am.


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Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Subject:Couples Meme
Time:6:28 pm.

I stole this shiz off matertenebrarum 

That's funny.

I could leave the first few answers just about alone!

What are your middle names? Everyone knows mine [well, you should if you read one of my earlier posts] is Fe`. Keith's middle name is Andrew.

How long have you been together? Since June 19, 1999

How long did you know each other before you started dating? 6 months via the internet.

Who asked who out? No one really... I got kicked out and moved in with him.

How old are each of you? I am 28, he is 31.

Whose siblings do/ did you see the most? Mine. We only see His sister once a year (or twice if she is lucky).

Do you have any children together? Nope, just 4 kitties and a pup. And it's gonna stay that way.

Pets? Spooky, Bella, Kitty Butt, Brandy and Boo.

Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? WHAT TO HAVE FOR DINNER... seriously. that is it. were lame.

Did you go to the same school? College.

Are you from the same home town? nope. Philly and Quakertown

Who is the smartest? Keith

Who is the most sensitive? Neither of us. were jerks.

Where do you eat out most as a couple? Millers Ale House. Keith loves it there.

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? Florida

Who has the craziest exes? Me... but that's only by default. Keith don't have any exes... he was going for perfection ;) He fucked up, just don't know it yet.

Who has the worst temper? Me, but when he does get mad it's kinda frightening.

Who does the cooking? ME! I forbid him.

Who is more social?
Me. big time. I remember when people didn't think Keith was real. I made him up. he didn't exist. only people who had known he was real for a good long time I could count on one hand....

Who is the neat-freak? Keith. but I think my slobbery has caused him to give up.

Who is the more stubborn? we both are.

Who hogs the bed? honestly... KEITH. bastard.

Who wakes up earlier? depends. now its Keith. when I go back to work, it will be me a lot more.

Where was your first date? ...the day I moved in with him?

Who has the bigger family? me. a bunch of flips and gooks LOL.

How do you spend the holidays?
together. Christmas is with my sister. no ifs ands or buts about it.

Who is more jealous? We both are.

How long did it take to get serious? instantly.

Who eats more? I honestly think he does. he has a wooden leg and it pisses my fat ass off.

Who does/ did the laundry? Keith

Who's better with the computer? Keith. it's his degree. he has to be.

Who drives when you are together? Me... Keith still don't have his License. lozer.


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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Subject:HAH HAH!
Time:5:03 pm.

Keith just got home from work.

He's pissed off.

Some dude just asked him if his parents were home.

To which he replied:

"Well my mothers dead and my father don't live here. But if you couldn't tell from the gray hair on the side of my head that I'm not 12 I can have my wife verify that."

LOL My husband gets mad at people funny.

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Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Time:3:05 pm.

My cousin Michael and his wife Tina had their 2nd kid and THANK GOD ITS A GIRL!


If it were another boy and I had to hear my sister go into her all famous "when are you gonna have a little girl?" bullshit rant I'd kill er.


So yes, as with the rest of the baby girls born in my family on my grandmothers side [except 1] her middle name is also Fe`

Alyssa/Alissa/Ilyssa Fe` I don't know which spelling they chose for her first name, but you get it.

Sounds a lot like mine.

I don't care.

[No one better call her 'lissa, cause, Sandy calls me that, and that is mine damn it.]

Oh well.

So long as I did not have to have it.

Hope they have fun with that.

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Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Time:9:00 pm.

Monday Night Club

Feb 09, 2009 12:00 AM

Monday Night Club

Pre Valentine’s Day Love Fest w/ TV Sound and special guests Gencab and a special theatre event TBA.

A weekly clusterf*ck of local bands, solo musicians, comedians, thespians, photographers, painters, monologists, linguists, performance artists, authors, DJs, jammers, scammers, filmmakers, and films experimenting in different-than-usual norms on an in-the-biz night with you as judge, jury, victim, viewer, but not executioner. Sorry, we reserve that right.

It's going down every Monday from 9 till close and trust me, this is going to be something you'll want to see.


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Time:8:45 pm.

T-Shirt Hell going out of business.

Get your fucked up shirts while ya can.

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Subject:..wow.. I'm in fuckin love. LOL!
Time:5:20 pm.
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Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Time:11:23 pm.
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Friday, January 30th, 2009

Time:12:11 am.





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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Subject:I <3 Wal*Mart
Time:11:54 pm.

My living room is excited and so am I!

Also, Tax Return =

Yes, that says 52, and yes I wanna shit my pants.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah! YEeeeeeAaaaaHhhhh!




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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Time:11:23 pm.

And the next thing you know...

BAMM... herpes!


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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Time:9:11 pm.

Am I really seeing people dancing to gabber on crazy stilts...

...at a presidential inauguration ball?


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Monday, January 19th, 2009

Time:5:36 am.


Anyone wanna go to Fogo De Chao for lunch this week?


Holla back.


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